Sunday, March 11, 2007

Vegas is awesome because:

1. 4 cars are off the track by lap 20; at this rate, every single car in the field will be in the garage by lap 215.

2. The Greg Biffle craps tutorial was the greatest pre-race filler segment I've ever seen. Although Biffle is a pretty good actor by Cup driver standards, there was no mistaking the insane, savage greed in his eyes as anything but real. I fully expect to run into him throwing dice in an alley sometime. Will someone please let us know if and when it shows up on YouTube?

3. The Busch brothers' obsession with winning on their home track causes them to do some really, really stupid shit when racing each other. Expect that story to have a simulataneously tragic and hilarious denouement.

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