Ask Not For Whom LVMS Tolls

...because it tolls for just about everyone, or at least according to Greg Biffle, who, on account of his retardedly hard hit into the wall during off-season testing, should probably know. Yeah, so they put in a shitload of banking into the turns during the off-season, which means that the speeds are much higher than in previous seasons, and which, in turn, means that everyone is going to fucking die. A lot of dire things about tomorrow's race were said during today's Busch series broadcast, and a fair amount of them will, with any luck, turn out to be true. That having been said, someone will nevertheless win, and we think that that someone is going to be one Tony Stewart. Our reasoning is vague and will remain that way, but shit, this Busch-Cup weekend sweep trend is not going to last for three goddamn weeks, and the #20 team is hungry for a win. The #9 and the #17 will be a factor all fucking day long, since it's a 1.5, but in the end the newly sorta svelte T. Stewart will take the checkers. Your top 5:

5. Kahne
4. Johnson
3. Biffle
2. Kurt Busch
1. Stewart